Eric the Space Dwarf

Eric the Space Dwarf
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Weight:  20 g

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Brand:  OSM
Sculptor:  John Pickford
Material (Unpainted):  Metal

 

Eric the Space Dwarf
 

LISTEN UP YOU SNIVELLING BUNCH OF PASTRY CHEFS!
The hanger was silent apart from the echoing pace of a pair of hob-nailed grav-boots.
Sergeant Major Eric stopped in front of a new recruit. He ran a gnarled hand through his beard as he glared into the mans navel.

WHATS YOUR NAME PRIVATE?
There was a small squeak of a reply.
I CANT HEAR YOU!
Gibbons sir!


Gibbons. Eric let it stand in the air like a bad smell. He slowly took out a fat cigar and struck a match on the side of his helmet followed by a long slow pull. The smoke ring drifted into Gibbons face and his eyes went crossed.

You ever seen a Krall-Beast Gibbons?
n-no.
WHAT WAS THAT? He roared.

NO SIR!

It can pull a mans intestines out through his ears, Eric whispered. You ever seen a mans intestines ripped out of his ears boy?
N-n-no. n-n-n-never, sir!

Eric stamped on his foot hard and the air was split with a howl of pain, Eric grabbed Gibbons face and brought it level with his own  
AND YOU WONT LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO UNLESS YOU DO WHAT I SAY YOU USELESS SACK OF FUNGUS-CHUNKS!

Spit covered the privates face as he fell back whimpering.

NOW DROP AND GIVE ME TWO HUNDRED YOU WHIMSICAL SONS OF ASTRO-HOUNDS! 

Eric, the Space Dwarf, is our logo made flesh (well, metal) and we hope you agree this is a model packed with character!

Beautifully sculpted with that old-school aesthetic we all know and love, Eric makes a great addition to any sci-fi collection. Eric is also to scale with other popular brands of space dwarfs so he will fit in well with your army.

Posed sitting on an ammo crate enjoying a well-earned cigar, Eric has a look which says What took you so long!

We think Eric could look great in a diorama or as a centrepiece of a small display.   


1x 28 mm scale metal space dwarf

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