Make a circle, mark it well,
Drag a demon straight from Hell.
Bind with iron, salt and flour,
Hold the demon in your power.
If he squeals, then you’ve got ‘em!
Blasting hellfire from his bottom.
-Chaos Dwarf children’s rhythm
The deranged mind of a Chaos Dwarf is a terrible place to dwell.
The Chaos Dwarf sorcerers who bind and enslave demons are cackling madmen, even by the grim standards of their kin.
Unspeakably foul magic and a score of unforgivable acts are necessary to force a lesser demon into servitude as a war machine. Bound and driven mad with pain, these demons suffer further indignity by being forced to defecate bales of hellfire onto their master’s foes, howls of fury rip through the air as great gouts of magical fire turn enemies to ash.
The Demon Cannon is nostalgia in a box! A nod to the days when wargaming didn’t take itself so seriously and many a gaming table was filled with the heart-warming sight of evils dwarfs using people’s bottoms as light artillery pieces.
This sculpt is packed with detail. The poor demon comes with a choice of two heads- one of which is brimming with silent fury and the other howling with pain.Our Demon Cannon makes a great war machine for an evil fantasy army. Or, on the right base could make a smashing centrepiece.
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