Eric the Space Dwarf

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Eric the Space Dwarf
 

“LISTEN UP YOU SNIVELLING BUNCH OF PASTRY CHEFS!”
The hanger was silent apart from the echoing pace of a pair of hob-nailed grav-boots.
Sergeant Major Eric stopped in front of a new recruit. He ran a gnarled hand through his beard as he glared into the man’s navel.

“WHAT’S YOUR NAME PRIVATE?”
There was a small squeak of a reply.
“I CAN’T HEAR YOU!”
“Gibbons sir!”


“Gibbons.” Eric let it stand in the air like a bad smell. He slowly took out a fat cigar and struck a match on the side of his helmet followed by a long slow pull. The smoke ring drifted into Gibbons’ face and his eyes went crossed.

“You ever seen a Krall-Beast Gibbons?”
“n-no.”
“WHAT WAS THAT?” He roared.

“NO SIR!”

“It can pull a man’s intestines out through his ears,” Eric whispered. “You ever seen a man’s intestines ripped out of his ears boy?”
“N-n-no. n-n-n-never, sir!”

Eric stamped on his foot hard and the air was split with a howl of pain, Eric grabbed Gibbons’ face and brought it level with his own  
“AND YOU WON’T LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO UNLESS YOU DO WHAT I SAY YOU USELESS SACK OF FUNGUS-CHUNKS!”

Spit covered the privates face as he fell back whimpering.

“NOW DROP AND GIVE ME TWO HUNDRED YOU WHIMSICAL SONS OF ASTRO-HOUNDS!” 

Eric, the Space Dwarf, is our logo made flesh (well, metal) and we hope you agree this is a model packed with character!

Beautifully sculpted with that old-school aesthetic we all know and love, Eric makes a great addition to any sci-fi collection. Eric is also to scale with other popular brands of space dwarfs so he will fit in well with your army.

Posed sitting on an ammo crate enjoying a well-earned cigar, Eric has a look which says “What took you so long!”

We think Eric could look great in a diorama or as a centrepiece of a small display.   


1x 28 mm scale metal space dwarf

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Code OSM12
Weight 0.026kg