I know what I said last town meeting, an Ive changed my mind! The Braintoad is fantastic! Its a harmless, friendly little critter an- what? Dribbling out my nose? Dont be absurd! Now, if yall finished flappin yer gums, I need everyone to put on these special Braintoad Appreciation Hats that the Braintoad wants us to wear!- Lias Cornwool, Mayor of HAIL THE BRAINTOAD (Formerly Slagsville) pop 614, and rising!
To be honest were not sure what all the fuss is abou- HAIL THE BRAINTOAD.
THE BRAINTOAD IS THE BEST MODEL IN THE ENTIRE WASTEMAN RANGE. AND ALSO THE WORLD.
STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND ORDER ONE RIGHT AWAY.
REMEMBER, THE BRAINTOAD IS YOUR FRIEND.
HAIL THE BRAINTOAD!